I found these funny quotes on Twitter about sex life based either on age or marriage.
- The three stages of sex in marriage: tri-weekly; try-weekly; try-weakly.
- The ages of man: at 20, tri-weekly, at 40, try weekly and at 60, try weakly
- There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
- The 6 stages of sex after you're married: 1. Tri-weekly 2. Try weekly 3. Try weakly 4. Try Viagra 5. Try anything 6. Try remembering